1. So you’re Kanye West.
4. Don’t look so ashamed! You’ve got nothing to be embarrassed about.
5. Because you’re famous!
14. Okay whoa. No need for the ‘tude. I’m just saying sometimes it’s tough being Kanye.
17. And have those gosh darn paparazzi following you everywhere.
20. And even though somedays you hit your head on a pole…
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