1. This is a computer. Ever heard of it??
5. And also confusing. What is this thing?! A TYPEWRITER?!! Ha ha, no silly!
6. It was awe inspiring. You could type whatever the hell you wanted and then DELETE IT!
7. YOU LOVED IT!
9. IT WAS AWESOME.
12. Or just stare at this beauty.
14. WHERE WAS IT’S BRAIN AND HOW DID IT DO WHAT IT DID?!
15. Then at somepoint you came in contact with Trine Callegos, AKA: Internet.
17. But actually, not really.
18. But still, it was really something.
20. “Come on everybody, gather ‘round! Let’s Look at stuff like pictures and words!”
21. You held up that semi-portable piece of equipment and you held it proud.
22. Oh you.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.