What Character from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Are You?
You might be small, but not when you are standing on your wallet! HEHEHEHEHOHOHOHAHAHA. When you feel yourself becoming sad, remember that there is always a way to ruin someone elses day.
You know you are hot shit, but why can't everyone else see that?!?!?! This is your world, everyone else is just living in it.
Sometimes it might feel like the world is out to get you, and that's because it probably is. And yeah, it sucks that your car insurance deductible is THROUGH THE ROOF. Consider selling your eggs to make a quick buck!
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Like Leviticus 28:9 says in The Bible: "Thine muscles are tight and thine hair is flawless."
You are such a street rat. It's a shame your life hasn't ended up the way you want it to, you probably should have stuck with god. But, alas, this is your life now. Hope you have health insurance.
You always want what you can't have, and you've had a bad haircut once or twice in your life, we get it, it happens.
YOU ARE THE POOP MASTER.
You are gross, you gross human, you. And why are you always wet? But at least you love your family. Family is #1. Now go put on your robe and just enjoy that breeze.