1. So, maybe you’ve noticed a small black circle on the bottom of John Travolta’s face?
2. It’s existence is a mystery.
3. Why are you here? WHO ARE YOU? WHO SENT YOU?
4. Some may say he dipped his chin in tar…
5. Or maybe he missed a spot while shaving. STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENS!
6. BUT DOES IT HAPPEN MORE THAN ONCE?
7. IT’S BEEN HERE BEFORE.
8. IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
9. IT GOES TO PARTIES AND DRINKS CHAMPAGNE.
10. IT’S THE GOATEE THAT YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER WANTED.
11. It’s…It’s…WAIT IT’S A LITTLE GUY AWW!!!!
12. Weird. Didn’t even notice that before.
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