1. First they blasted off!
2. Then we saw Buzz floating in the shuttle…
3. And Neil was looking around!
4. Then they landed!
5. Success! NASA was happy.
6. And Walter Cronkite got teary eyed.
7. Then Neil said: “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
8. And they put the American flag on the moon!!
9. And moon walked…
11. We are all happy!
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