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We Gotta Talk About How Amazing And Weird Doubles Luge Is

My new favorite sport.

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You're probably all familiar with luge. It's one person on a fancy sled going very, very fast down a frozen water slide (basically).

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BUT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT...DOUBLES LUGE?!?!?!?!

It's the exact same thing. Except there are two people on the luge.

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And they literally just lie on top of each other.

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To reiterate: In double luge, everything is the same. SAME LUGE. SAME TRACK. SAME GOAL (to go really fast).

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But instead of one person on the fancy sled, there are TWO.

So they get nice 'n' cozy for the ride down.

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And in the event of a crash, they end up getting tangled like pretzels.

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It's a sport you probably wouldn't want to do with a stranger.

I mean, your butt is next to their um...front-butt, and you're gettin' really close! That's all I'm sayin'!!!

However, in my opinion, this sport is perfect for a team of people who really, really like each other!!

I mean, just imagine competing with someone who won't mind if you accidentally fart directly on them.

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BECAUSE THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!!

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Also, it's winter, and it's cold! Nothin' wrong with a little extra body heat!

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So yah. Double luge might seem weird to you. But to me, it is the perfect sport.

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I mean, you're lying down.

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You're kinda, sorta cuddling someone, which probably makes you feel less lonely.

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And you can blame someone else if things don't go as planned. J/K I WOULDN'T DO THAT. But I won't judge if you do!

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In conclusion: DOUBLE LUGE ROCKS. And if you still don't believe me, there's a team of brothers with the last name BROZ. The Broz bros. Case closed!

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