Wait, What? Ryan Seacrest And Adriana Lima Are Dating????

    ??????

    This morning, like many of you, I woke up to some startling news:

    Yeah. That's correct. That headline reads (in English) that Ryan Seacrest is dating Adriana Lima.

    E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City.

    Ryan Seacrest practically owns E! and they are the ones claiming that it's true, so I have no choice but to believe them at this time.

    I mean, there *are* all these photos of Ryan and Adriana doing Olympic promo shiz together in Rio.

    Alessandra Ambrosia is also literally in all of these pics because the three were doing stuff together. But, like, maybe she was just third-wheeling. Or hadn't yet realized that she was third-wheeling.

    WERE THERE SPARKS FLYING IN THIS INSTAGRAM VIDEO RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES?

    I don't know the truth. I don't even know HALF the truth. But now you have something to talk about over dinner with your friends tonight.

    Bye!