Buzz·Updated on May 8, 2020. Posted on May 5, 202018 Tweets I Laughed At About Life During This Stage Of QuarantineThis is our world now.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Horniness has faded. Rage has replaced it. giabuchi @jaboukie i’ve moved past quarantine horny i don’t want sex i want to fist fight 06:14 PM - 04 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Hams have become unlimited. Hams Without Limits/Jambons Sans Limites @WesFlinn Seen at the Aldi in Alexandria, MN yesterday: 09:48 PM - 03 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brands care. They really care. california guy now @InternetHippo I like how ads have gone from “buy a toyota” to “this is a difficult and uncertain time for us all...buy a toyota” 02:32 PM - 14 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The existence of wide-brim hats is in question. Perfume Genius @perfumegenius What are the people that wear those wide brim hats everywhere doing right now, do they still have them on 04:19 AM - 04 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Improv shows seem thrilling. Ryan O'Connell @ryanoconn at this point I would go to someone's improv show 02:51 AM - 12 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Productivity has gone down the drain. Extreme Good Person @SortaBad is this too real 11:46 PM - 09 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Clothes? What even are they? Sophia Benoit @1followernodad remember the first week when every single freelance writer and journalist was like “my tip for working from home is to get dressed every day like you’re going to work” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH 05:22 AM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fancy cuisine has died. JP @jpbrammer when this all started I was like "today I will make myself a honey dijon pork chop over risotto" and now I just wake up like "egg" 07:42 PM - 05 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Evening is morning, morning is evening. mel🦋 @melisssaaxm day 57 of quarantine bitch i had breakfast at 5pm today 06:51 AM - 01 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Aliens exist, I guess. WHO EVEN CARES THOUGH. Jackie @JackieKeifer The pentagon literally CONFIRMED THE EXISTENCE of aliens today and no one gives a shit!!!! 2020 is fcking wild. 03:47 AM - 28 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Time is a farce. randy @randypaint past two months be like 𝐌 𝐀 𝐑 𝐂 𝐇 ᵃᵖʳⁱˡ 02:45 PM - 30 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bodies are un-forming. Mitra Jouhari @tweetrajouhari Entered quarantine thinking I'd create something beautiful during this time. Currently just have a flatter ass, carpal tunnel, and deep resentment toward everyone I've ever known and/or loved. 09:18 PM - 01 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Grocery stores are the new nightclubs. katherine (unemployed) @6k6f6i there's a bouncer at the grocery store 06:39 PM - 01 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Texting rules are thrown out the window. Collin @oldmanmcnamara quarantine hobby I’ve picked up is double and triple texting my new crush that I found in quarantine 04:09 AM - 29 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Breakfast in bed? More like dinner in shower. 🌠LegendOfLisa🌠 @LegendOfLisa1 Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health Day 45 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower 12:27 AM - 30 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. We yearn for messy nights out. traitor joe @phoebe_bridgers could really go for a nice crowded venue with all my least favorite people culminating in a nice long panic attack in the bathroom right about now 09:10 PM - 25 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jeans have become a status symbol. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue wearing jeans today like a goddamn first class passenger on the titanic 01:00 PM - 21 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. And screens are that bitch. Lauren Holter @laurenholter Quarantine schedule: [sleep] small screen medium screen medium screen medium screen small screen medium screen medium screen medium screen BIG SCREEN BIG SCREEN BIG SCREEN small screen [sleep] 12:21 PM - 27 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Here's hope for the future. Sean Abrams @seanybrams 2021 goals: 03:54 PM - 21 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite For the latest news, binge-watching suggestions, tips for caring for your mental health, and more, check out all of BuzzFeed's coronavirus coverage.