1.
Horniness has faded. Rage has replaced it.
2.
Hams have become unlimited.
3.
Brands care. They really care.
4.
The existence of wide-brim hats is in question.
5.
Improv shows seem thrilling.
6.
Productivity has gone down the drain.
7.
Clothes? What even are they?
8.
Fancy cuisine has died.
9.
Evening is morning, morning is evening.
10.
Aliens exist, I guess. WHO EVEN CARES THOUGH.
12.
Bodies are un-forming.
13.
Grocery stores are the new nightclubs.
14.
Texting rules are thrown out the window.
15.
Breakfast in bed? More like dinner in shower.
16.
We yearn for messy nights out.
17.
Jeans have become a status symbol.
18.
And screens are that bitch.
Here's hope for the future.