Last night during the vice presidential debate, a living, breathing, actual fly landed on Mike Pence's head for a full TWO MINUTES!!!
Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes
Based on my whole life experience with flies, that's a really long time for a fly to chill on someone's head, so there was plenty of opportunity for everyone to roll up their sleeves and tweet about the fly. And tbh, I was not disappointed.
fly on his head cause he a shit head
We needed the fly!!!! So, anyway, here are a bunch of tweets about the fly.
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If that fly laid eggs in Mike Pence's hair he better fucking carry them to full term.
2.
I sent the fly. Tell Pence. I want him to know it was me.
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The fly spent longer on Pence’s head than Pence spent on the pandemic
4.
I’m not saying he’s an alien but I never seen a bug sit so comfortably on anyone since Men In Black.
5.
The fly just signed with CAA.
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Flies right now in the US: stand back and standby
7.
“Thank you, Susan,” - the fly
8.
.@ fly would you be interested in an interview on my Instagram live? you’d be an iconic guest
9.
I wish I was backstage just so I could hear this exchange: “How’d I do? What are people saying?” “There was a fly on your head for a really long time. It’s mostly that.”
10.
The fly came to say gay rights
11.
There's a #FlyOnPenceHead Remix @Mike_Pence @KamalaHarris #flygate
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the fly on pence's head
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Easily Joe and Kamala’s best volunteer. #VicePresidentialDebate2020 #VPDebate
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Me watching the debates seeing a fly land on Mike Pence’s hair
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“It was the lack of facts for me.”
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I feel bad for the fly. That fly needs to get tested.
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A Poem by Sarah Jessica Parker
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The fly on Pence’s head
19. In conclusion:
The Fly is the new Ken Bone: a meaningless distraction from the hellscape our country has become