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When the girl was going down the stairs with her broke ass ankle idk why she didn’t just get on her ass and scoot down #SecretObsession
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i'm scriming - the photoshop in the new Netflix movie with Brenda Song, Secret Obsession, is SO BAD like bro at least do some blending and color correction??? 😩😂
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Detective: How did you know this was Jennifer's husband? Cop: He was able to identify her tattoo Detective: So... you didn't ask for ID or anything...? Cop: ... did we mention it was a detailed tattoo? Detective: #SecretObsession
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Never bury bodies in full view of your suspicious wife’s bedroom window. #SecretObession
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#SecretObsession has everything: Murder, the old AllState guy, Brenda Song (she limped the whole movie!), decaying bodies, bad photoshopping, red Cadillac convertibles, and more MURDER.
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Secret Obsession works better when you realize it’s really just one long All State commercial
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secret obsession without context
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@romxcob
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Just watched #SecretObsession and all I can think of is, why TF he thought he can mess with Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior, and get away with it? Bitch brought down Yan-Lo, an ancient evil spirit; ain’t no basic white guy with photoshop skills gunna do a damn thing to her.
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Biggest pothole in #SecretObsession is at the end when @BrendaSong is still limping, yet wearing heels.
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Bitches really be guessing their own name as their husband’s laptop password? I mean how conceited do you have to be to think that? It’s me. I’m bitches #SecretObsession
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When @Allstate realizes you lied about the way the accident happened #allstate #SecretObsession #Netflix
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the real mystery of #secretobsession on Netflix: what is the timeline of these crimes?!
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Watching the new movie #SecretObsession on @Netflix and the only thing suspenseful about it is how in the world she managed to eat this obscene amount of scrambled eggs for breakfast.
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Nobody: Brenda Song in Secret Obsession every 2 seconds:
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I’m watching Secret Obsession rn and listen, if Mike Vogel told me he was my husband, I wouldn’t question it. I’d be over the fucking moon
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From the moment he popped up I knew Jennifer was in good hands #SecretObsession
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Watching #SecretObsession and trying to figure out how this house is so damn big but the bed in the master suite is so damn tiny.
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#SecretObsession basic plotline: London Tipton trades the suite life of hotels for a secluded break in the mountains with a creepy bloke. And she has amnesia.
In conclusion:
about to watch secret obsession on netflix