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According to my period tracker app you’re about to die.
2.
"Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her.
3.
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.
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I know I'm on my period because I found a yogurt in the back of my fridge I didn't know I had and started crying
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I just said to someone “im as sad as ive ever been & don’t know why” And on the word “why” got my period
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hard to know what's ~pms~ and what's ~my personality~
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Signs I’m pmsing: encouraging notes on the my cough drop wrapper made me cry
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PMSing so hard all I wanna do is beer bong some melted brownies and milk.
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Disclaimer for the world I am pmsing My two reactions to everything are tears or mad Approach at your own will
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I just cried because my toaster short circuited and I'm angry when people make fun of disco. This is PMS.
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It’s PMS week and my anxiety is a 27 for basically no reason except falling hormones. There. I feel better just owning it. Now off to eat 7 bushels of chocolate.
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“it’s not me it’s my hormones” - me the week before, during and after my period
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My period Me: hormones:
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“this awful feeling must be because i’m getting my period soon” - me for the three weeks leading up to my period
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You ever start your period and are like ah this makes so much sense
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rationally speaking I’m PMSing but irrationally speaking everyone I love despises me and is plotting against me
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Eating when you’re pmsing is like a whole different experience.
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me: why the FUCK am i so miserable today? my period tracker app:
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my uterus: here’s some cramps for you me: oh so i’m gonna start my period my uterus: no but here’s some pmsing to help you out! me: i don’t see how that can help - my uterus: and i’m gonna make them last for two weeks! me: ok but is my period coming ?????? my uterus: we’ll see
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wow okay but like i have real pms on top of astrological pms lmaoooooo please just hit me with a truck thank you https://t.co/vgMQtjCaU4
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i know i'm about to get my period when my husband asks what i'm thinking for dinner and i'm like "steak, burgers, ribs, anything that once bled as i shall soon"
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a woman's period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE!!!
My 7yr old sister "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Mom "Yes" My 7yr old sister mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
