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    "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" Is A Bonafide Bop And Needs To Be On Spotify Immediately

    A musical masterpiece.

    If you've seen The Witcher on Netflix then you know one thing is true...

    WHEN I SAY:

    YOU SAY:

    Because it's undeniable, "Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" is A BOP!

    A JAM!

    The song of winter, fall, spring and summer.

    When I heard Jaskier sing those first few notes...It was over.

    Two weeks later it's still in my head.

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    But I don't even care.

    no one: literally no one: not a single soul: me: tOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER β™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € #thewitcher

    Because like I said, the song is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯.

    But there's a problem. It's not on Spotify. So how am I supposed to listen to it on my morning commute and while I shower and while I clean my room and also right before I go to bed????

    It is on Soundcloud, but no offense, that's not enough.

    Others agree with me. I found this petition to bring "Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" to Spotify. It has 469 signatures right now. It needs more.

    And also there's a club remix on YouTube which like, is good, but I need the original for my personal library, you know?

    View this video on YouTube

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    So please, put the future Billboard #1 song "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" on Spotify. And make a radio edit while you're at it!!! It was done for "The Hanging Tree" and can be done again.

    Thank you for your time. Bye!