1. Background: TMZ got ahold of security footage in which Ariana Grande is in a doughnut shop with some friends…
2. And starts LICKING THE DISPLAY DOUGHNUT.
3. AND THEN SHE DOUBLE-DOGGY-DARES (probably) HER GUY FRIEND TO ALSO LICK THE DOUGHNUT.
4. And then she moves over to some other doughnut…and LICKS ONE OF THOSE.
5. And then, for the big finale, when presented with a beautiful tray of brand-new doughnuts, she responds to the lady working there with, “What the fuck is that?”
Um. They are doughnuts.
6. And then adds that she “hates Americans.” And “hates America.”
7. *EXSQUEEEEZEEEEEEE ME?!?!?!?* THIS IS DOUGHNUT-LOVING AMERICA, WHERE WE LOVE DOUGHNUTS.
If you can’t stand the doughnut, get out of the doughnut store.
8. Here’s the whole video with all the doughnut loitering and licking.
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