3. Since this potato looks like a sloth…
4. …and sloths look like Bradley Cooper…
5. …then science and reasoning would make it a fact that this potato also looks like Bradley Cooper:
6. And this is what a potato/Cooper would look like:
- The Trump administration is rolling back an Obama-era policy aimed at protecting transgender students in public schools.
- North Dakota police have begun clearing out Standing Rock protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
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- Facebook is in negotiations with the Major League Baseball League to possibly stream one game per week during the 2017 season.