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    Kylie Jenner Now Lives In A $36 Million Resort Mansion And Here's What It Looks Like

    Aw, what a cute cottage.

    As I sit in my studio apartment, counting the centuries before my student loans are paid off, I am happy to report that Kylie Jenner has bought a new $36.5 million home!!!!!

    Let's take a look at it.

    Here it is from above. It looks like a rendering of what a giant mansion house would look like in a video game. However, this is real.

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    This is the "front porch" lol.

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    And as you can see, there's room for a lot of nice cars in the garage area.

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    There's a tennis court right next to a giant palm tree, which is right next to the pool, which is right in front of a very large movie screen.

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    Also, the walls facing the outside are made of glass, so they are just floor to ceiling windows that completely open up to the courtyard area.

    Grby / The Grosby Group / BACKGRID

    This place is literally just a resort that she gets to live in without all the annoying tourists.

    Grby / The Grosby Group / BACKGRID

    There's an entire full bar in the house.

    Grby / The Grosby Group / BACKGRID

    And also a movie theater WITH blankets.

    Grby / The Grosby Group / BACKGRID

    It's like an indoor-outdoor palatial palace that's palatial because it's a palace.

    Grby / The Grosby Group / BACKGRID

    And as you can see, she's already enjoying her new home.

    I love this for her!! I hate this for me though. Bye.