1.
normalize having no concept of time
2.
normalize saying “compliments to the chefs” whenever you meet a hot person’s parents
3.
Normalize not talking in the car when my fav song is on
4.
normalize cancelling plans bc you feel ugly
5.
Normalize being out the loop.... like what is even going on
6.
Normalize eating your lunch within the first hour of your shift
7.
Normalize being dizzy after you stand up /j
8.
normalize letting me talk without making any sense
9.
Normalize not asking ppl what they’re doing here when u see them somewhere.
10.
Normalize not having to open gifts in front of people. I don’t care how good that candle smells, Linda. I’m dying inside.
11.
Can we normalize having Potato Smiles as a side in restaurants. This is what I want to see with my Ribeye.
12.
normalize wrinkly shirts
13.
normalize saying gn and then not going to sleep for another two hours
14.
normalize holding ur boob while doing literally anything
15.
normalize being vindictive & doing things out of spite
16.
normalize not really being sure if you stopped at a red light or not
17.
normalize snacking on tomatoes
18.
Normalize screaming when the plane lands. Why are we in a competition of who can pretend to be the least scared
19.
Normalize not looking at your bank account while on vacation!!!!
20.
normalize me quitting my job but still getting paid
21.
normalize hissing at people
22.
Normalize missing work because your dog looked too sad for you to leave the house