1. Labeling your things:
lesbian culture is me calling whatever i like a lesbian. honestly, my car? big ol lesbian honda civic
2. Important milestones:
im just now realizing how weird lesbians are me and this girl made a souvenir out of a rock to honor our first fish we caught together OUR FIRST FISH 🐟😅
3. Dangerously hormonal households:
get a girlfriend wait a bit let your periods sync up see who dies first
4. Plaid:
nobody: lesbians: https://t.co/l2Ks88fzkF
5. Flannel:
Camping lesbians be like
6. In general outfits like this:
Lesbians dress like this
7. Overlapping:
oh you’re a lesbian? name 3 of the women we’ve both dated
8. Medical conundrums:
as a lesbian at the doctor, am i sexually active or am i not ?? under what guidelines ??
9. Emotions:
This hard as fuck dyke just cried in my bed, about her ex, after we had sex. Anyways I’m seeing her again tonight
10. EXTREME emotions:
Why do lesbians seem to be dramatically and all consumingly single OR dramatically in love and picking out matching jumpers there really seems to be no inbetween ???
11. Melancholy shit in general:
Is this lesbian culture? https://t.co/xrLT9OGKEK
12. Posing on one knee while staring at the sky:
Why do all lesbians take pictures like this 🤩 /||\📱 _/¯ ¯L
13. COMMAND F:
me, yelling at the "personal life" section of wikipedia JUST TELL ME IF THEY'RE GAY
14. That turned around with one hand on the passenger seat move:
no cops at pride just lesbians parallel parking everyone’s car for them
15. Everything here:
Every lesbian couple should have -10 bath sheets -1 sex towel -2+ dogs -1 set of mommy issues -3 vegetarian recipes known by heart -1 drawer for shared clothing -3-4 hammers, inexplicably
16. Paralyzing attention:
this is lesbian culture https://t.co/k88wZn7SVE
17. Being internally torn:
do i want to be her or do i want to date her? https://t.co/LZM2uRbYfP
18. This nonsense:
I’ve been waiting like 5 years for this bird to come out gay n she’s only with my fucking ex HAHAHA life’s keeps getting better and better my friends.
19. And honestly never understanding your own:
You know you’d think being a girl and liking girls I’d be able to understand girls more but nope it’s still a mystery
Why are girls so difficult...and yet so great? HAPPY PRIDE, PEOPLE!!!
