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18 Things Perpetually Single People Are Really Good At

Us singletons are actually really, really, really talented.

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1. Opening bottles of wine

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Your record time is 6 seconds flat.

2. Cooking the perfect single serving.

"Thank you self, this looks delicious."
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"Thank you self, this looks delicious."

3. Not changing your sheets often enough.

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Yes, this is a skill.

4. Sleeping on all sides of the bed

Starfishin' all night, every night.
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Starfishin' all night, every night.

5. Managing the DVR.

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When you are watching TV by yourself so often, the remote becomes like another body part and the DVR an extension of your soul.

6. Hitting your minimum delivery amount almost exactly.

Minimum delivery 20 dollars? I'll take three drinks.

Minimum delivery 20 dollars? I'll take three drinks.

7. Getting crumbs on yourself and not caring.

Amazing at it.

8. And farting and not caring

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Obviously.

9. Saying, "one ticket please" without flinching.

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People come to you for advice on how to attend a movie by themselves.

10. Taking pictures of gross couples who shouldn't go outside.

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You can spot an upsetting PDA from a mile away. It's like a 6th sense.

11. Lying to your parents about your dating life.

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"There are almost TOO many people, mom and dad, it's so hard to choose."

12. Tindering in your underwear.

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You can do it with your eyes closed.

13. Taking short showers.

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DON'T NEED TO DO WHAT THAT GIRL IS DOING.

14. Thusly, conserving water.

Shorter showers and only taking them every so often (why waste your time?) basically makes you an enviornmentalist. CONGRATS ON BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

15. Wearing sweatpants.

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They are like a second skin.

16. Sleeping until whenever.

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There is no one to wake you, or snore too loudly, or kick you in bed. You have become a pro at sleeping until noon.

17. Answering questions about being single.

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You are fluent in "forever alone" and it's really impressive!

18. Owning cats

Cats are your friend and you take good care of that thing. Just deal with the stereotype and LIVE YOUR LIFE.
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Cats are your friend and you take good care of that thing. Just deal with the stereotype and LIVE YOUR LIFE.

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