Hello, everyone. I've gathered you all here today to talk about a very large family that you might be familiar with: the Kardashians/Jenners. Specifically, all of the companies/franchises/shows/products that this family has their hand in.
BTW, this list doesn't include random product endorsements, Instagram posts, or modeling. So even though Kim Kardashian has been a spokesperson for Sketchers Shape Ups, that isn't included here. Oh, and I probably missed some stuff because even though I'm a fan, I'm not a wizard (I WISH). So please add anything you might know about in the comments!
Let's begin:
1. ShoeDazzle: A subscription shoe service founded by Kim Kardashian (among others) in 2009.
Current business status: OPEN! Now it's owned by JustFab.
2. Kimsaprincess eBay store: Kim's eBay store, now used for charity.
Current business status: CLOSED! Back in the day Kim Kardashian was a professional closet organizer and used to sell things from the closets that she organized on her eBay store. One of the people whose closets she organized was Paris Hilton, also her then-best friend. Now the eBay store is used to auction off stuff for charity.
3. Kimoji: Kim Kardashian West's personalized Emoji app, released in December 2015.
Current business status: OPEN! (And thriving.)
4. The Dash Stores: A boutique clothing store chain owned by Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian, founded in 2006.
Current business status: OPEN! There are three locations. L.A., New York City, and Miami.
5. Kendall & Kylie: Kendall and Kylie's clothing line For PacSun, released in 2013.
Current business status: OPEN! You can shop their stuff right this second if you want to.
6. Kendall + Kylie: Kendall and Kylie's clothing line for Topshop released in early 2016.
Current business status: OPEN-ISH! There's no collection available at this very moment. But if i had to make an educated guess, I'd say there will be another.
7. Kylie Cosmetics: Kylie Jenner's makeup line.
Current business status: OPEN! You can buy her lip kits and other stuff when they aren't completely sold out.
8. Kim Kardashian: Hollywood: Kim's mobile game.
Current business status: OPEN! And making a shit ton of money.
9. Kendall & Kylie: Kendall and Kylie Jenner's mobile game.
Current business status: OPEN! And not to brag but I'm best friends with Kendall and Kylie in the game.
10. Getting Ready With Kendall & Kylie Jenner: Kendall and Kylie's webisode series with Gillette in 2012.
View this video on YouTube
Current business status: CLOSED. The two were named creative directors for this series. You can still watch online though!
11. All of their personal apps: Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall, Kim and Kylie each have one.
Current business status: ALL ARE OPEN! And this is my phone. I'm not ashamed.
12. Rebels: City of Indra: Kendall and Kylie Jenner's book (ghostwritten by Maya Sloan) published in 2014.
Current business status: OPEN! I mean, it's a book so you can buy it whenever. And they just announced a sequel!
13. Kardashian Khaos: A Kardashian souvenir shop inside the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Vegas, which opened in 2011.
Current business status: CLOSED! One Yelper wrote this in a review:
"I'm not sure what I was expecting to find here, but it was in my hotel so I decided to check it out. However, what I did find was certainly not what I expected, lol. If you have always been wanting a beach towel with Khloe Kardashian's face on it, then look no further!! Or if you've been wanting a shirt that says, "Kourtney is my fave" .. you now know where to find it! OH and it's back to school season.. get your metal lunch boxes with Kendall Jenner's face on it now! Kendall not your fave? Don't worry, they've got Kylie too!"
WHY THEY WOULD CLOSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS BEYOND ME!
14. California Community Church: The church founded by Kris Jenner and Pastor Brad Johnson in 2012.
Current business status: OPEN!! A true house of worship for the Kardashians. I'm converting.
15. Kardashian Kollection: Khloé, Kourtney, and Kim's clothing line.
Current business status: OPEN-ISH. Sears was carrying the brand, but last year they stopped. Now you can find Kardashian Kollection stuff being sold elsewhere in lower quantities.
16. Selfish: Kim's book published in 2015.
Current business status: OPEN! Again, it's a book. It's always open...unless you aren't reading it, HAHAHA!!!
17. Kardashian Konfidential: A book by Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé Kardashian published in 2010.
Current business status: OPEN! Book, you get it.
18. Kardashian Beauty: Line of beauty products by Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney.
Current business status: OPEN! Self-explanatory, but I'll explain anyway: It's the Kardashian line of beauty products.
19. Kim Kardashian Fragrance: Kim's perfume line from 2009–2014.
Current business status: CLOSED! There were a bunch of different scents, but the website no longer allows you to purchase them. Sad. I suppose you could find them somewhere on the vast internet if you really want them though.
20. Kylie Hair Kouture: Kylie Jenner's extensions, which launched in October 2014.
Current business status: OPEN! And if you want to have Kylie-inspired hair, it will cost you everything you have.
21. Kylie Jenner and Sinful Colors: Kylie Jenner's nail polish collaboration with Sinful Colors for Walmart.
Current business status: OPEN! Buy away.
22. Kendall + Kylie Madden Girl: Collaboration with Steve Madden, released in 2014.
Current business status: CLOSED! You missed the boat on Kendall and Kylie shoes; as this all went down in 2014.
23. Kardashian Kolors by OPI: A nail polish line collaboration with Kendall, Kylie, Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé that launched around 2011.
Current business status: CLOSED. You can maybe find a straggler on Amazon or elsewhere.
24. Kris Jenner...and All Things Kardashian: Book by Kris Jenner published in 2011.
Current business status: OPEN! I smell a summer read...
25. Metal Haven by Kendall and Kylie: Jewelry collection launched in 2013 by Kendall and Kylie Jenner in collaboration with Pascal Mouawad.
Current business status: CLOSED! It was a onetime thang.
26. Kardashian Glow: Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé's tanning product that launched in early 2013.
Current business status: OPEN! I think? Get your Kardashian tan on if you please.
27. Kardashian Kard: A prepaid debit card that hit the market in 2010.
Current business status: CLOSED. Honestly, this is a travesty. But high card fees and criticism of the card led to its demise not too long after it launched.
28. Arthur George: Rob Kardashian's sock line, founded in 2012.
Current business status: OPEN! BUY ALL THE SOCKS YOUR HEART DESIRES!!
29. BG5: The girl group managed by Rob Kardashian (and Kris Jenner).
View this video on YouTube
Current business status: CLOSED. Or maybe just inactive? They haven't released or done anything since 2013. Shame.
30. Unbreakable Love and Unbreakable Bond: Khloé's fragrance with Lamar Odom released in early 2011.
Current business status: CLOSED. Yeah.
31. Dollhouse: Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé's book that was published in 2011.
Current business status: OPEN! Summer reading!
32. Strong Looks Better Naked: Khloé Kardashian's book that was published in 2015.
Current business status: OPEN! What I said above.
33. K-DASH: Kim, Kourtney, and Khloé's QVC Line, which launched in 2010.
Current business status: CLOSED but kinda still OPEN. It ~exists~, but nothing new is being made currently. The leftovers of the line are still available to purchase though, if you can find anything in your size.
34. Kris Jenner Kollection: Kris's QVC clothing line.
Current business status: CLOSED. What I said directly above.
35. Smooch: Children's boutique founded by Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian in 2003.
Current business status: CLOSED. The Calabasas store was dunzo in 2009.
36. In the Kitchen With Kris: Kris Jenner's Kookbook.
Current business status: OPEN FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE FOREVER!
37. Bruce Jenner Aviation: Caitlyn Jenner's aircraft-selling company.
38. Caitlyn Jenner Collection with MAC: Caitlyn Jenner's lipstick collaboration with MAC Cosmetics.
Current business status: OPEN. Buy all the lipsticks you want.
39. JennerNet Software Systems: Caitlyn Jenner was the president of business development at this company, which produced software for staffing agencies.
Current business status: CLOSED, I think??? There's barely a trace of the company online now, save for this one article about Jenner's involvement from 2000. So...tbh I'm kinda unsure about the status. Maybe it's called something else now? Forgive this cliffhanger.
Not to mention:
40. "Jam (Turn It Up)" by Kim Kardashian: Kim Kardashian's 2011 pop song.
View this video on YouTube
Current business status: OPEN FOREVER. Honestly, this song is a jam indeed. Hopefully Kim goes back to the studio sometime. 2011 was clearly a great year.
41. Keeping Up With the Kardashians: October 2007–present.
Current business status: OPEN and still on the air. Season 12, baby.
42. Kourtney and Kim Take New York: January 2011–January 2012.
Current business status: CLOSED.
43. Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami: August 2009–August 2010.
Current business status: OVER.
44. Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: Early 2013.
Current business status: SADLY NO MORE.
45. Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons: Late 2014.
Current business status: Maybe you can catch a rerun?
46. Khloé After Dark: Khloé's Y100 Radio Show.
Current business status: CLOSED. But here's a snippet.
47. Khloé & Lamar: April 2011–February 2012.
Current business status: Definitely not on the air.
48. Dash Dolls: Fall of 2015.
Current business status: So far there has only been one season, but you never know — there could be more.
49. Kris: Kris Jenner's talk show during the summer of 2013.
Current business status: CLOSED. Canceled :(
50. Kocktails With Khloe: Early 2016–just after early 2016.
Current business status: CLOSED. The show was prematurely canceled.
Anddd we can't forget the very creatively named corporations of the family members:
51. KimsAPrincess Inc.: The corporation of which Kim Kardashian is the president.
Current business status: OPEN! They license out her stuff. And yes, it's the same name as her eBay account.
52. 2DIE4KOURT: The corporation of which Kourtney Kardashian is the president.
Current business status: OPEN!
53. Khlomoney Inc./Productions: Khloé Kardashian serves as president of the corporation.
Current business status: OPEN!
54. Kylie Jenner Inc./King Kylie LLC: Kylie Jenner's biznasses
Current business status: OPEN!
55. Kendall Jenner Inc.: Corporation of which Kendall Jenner is the president.
Current business status: OPEN!
56. And last but not least: Jenner Communications — Kris Jenner's management and production company.
Current business status: OPEN! OBVIOUSLY! IT WILL BE OPEN FOREVER. IT RULES THE REST OF THEM. IT'S THE BUSINESS OF ALL BUSINESSES. WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!!
