There’s A New Naked Man In Times Square

Introducing The Naked Indian! The New guy on Broadway is stirring up all kinds of trouble with his legendary “competitor,” The Naked Cowboy.

Robert Burck — The Naked Cowboy — is more than annoyed about his new competition, and actually plans to sue The Naked Indian, whose real name is Adam David, unless he wants to join his company. From Time :

“I’ve been here [in Times Square] 365 days, every day, for 13 years and change,” Burck told the New York Daily News. “He’s only been here 16 days and missed two already.”

Burck wants David, to join his company, Naked Cowboy Enterprises, which includes variants on the “Naked” theme- or else face a hefty lawsuit.
Such threats don’t seen to have fazed David, who claims to have a “word-of-mouth contract” with his rival.

“This country was built on handshakes and word-of-mouth agreements. I don’t lose, I always win,” he said.”

Yes, he is wearing Minnetonka Boots. I own a pair.

View this embed ›

So, who are you rooting for?

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
  REACT WITH GIF
 

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Contributions

    Hot Buzz

    Can You Guess If It’s Margarine Or Butter?

    quiz

    15 Pictures That Are Way Too Real If You’re A Slow Eater

    Now Buzzing