So you're watching TV and then THIS MAN ENTERS.
And you can't look away, because um, HI, HELLO LOOK AT HIM.
Even though it's a health code violation to lick spoons in the kitchen...
...and it's probably not sanitary to cook half naked, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
BECAUSE HIS BUTT IS FEATURED PROMINENTLY. And that's what's important.
In real life, Zesty Guy is this man: Anderson Davis.
A fantastic human speciman.
*NOT PHOTOSHOPPED* *THE REAL DEAL*
He also looks good with clothes on.
But duh, of course he does because he's perfect.
But let's go back to the place where it was love at first sight...
...on your couch, in sweatpants, with cheeto dust all over your fingers.
This is the man who made you miss your bathroom break.
And every bathroom break to come.
