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The 37 Wisest Things Michael Scott Ever Said

Michael Scott wasn't just a man, he was a philosophical man. And without realizing, he taught us so much.

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1. He spoke wisdom about his theory of leadership...

2. On superstition:

3. And on morning smells:

4. His knowledge went even further, though, to pimples...

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5. The correlation between butt size and heart size:

6. The genius of Wikipedia:

7. And this simple truth:

8. He was a pioneer in defining words...

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9. And his thoughts on freaking:

10. He made this point:

11. And spoke these words about equality...

12. Because really, we're all the same...

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13. He clarified words.

14. And found the deeper meaning of everyday things.

15. His words were profound, like Socrates.

16. He could admit his faults in the purest of ways...

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17. But his confidence was awe-inspiring.

18. He was a leader for men.

19. And knew more about human relationships than those who study it.

20. His wisdom was natural.

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21. He knew things.

22. Like what the world would be like if a baby ruled it.

23. And of the goodness of porn.

24. He taught us what friendship really consists of...

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25. That pedophiles just CANNOT WIN AGAIN.

26. And that the movie Willy Wonka is a thing that doesn't exist.

27. He enlightened us about joke-telling...

28. The uplifting effects of ice cream...

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29. Music...

30. And used a reasonable analogy to prove grief can be good.

31. So remember, Michael was a wise, wise man.

32. He taught us it aint no thang to poop...

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33. You should never do anything, ever.

34. But if you do, do these three things:

35. And that you can't force things.

36. So, even if sometimes Michael said this:

37. It didn't matter, because his profoundness far outweighed everything else.