He used to look like this
Then he grew up a bit
And was all cute and cuddly
Until he played Flash Thompson in "Spiderman"
And got all jock-y on "Scrubs"
Then was stabbed in "CSI: Miami"
And got his beautiful face bruised on "ER"
Then he was cuddly again on "How I Met Your Mother"
Where we got to see a little skin
After that he was on "One Tree Hill"
Where he showed a lot of skin
Then he grew his hair and beard, and became a werewolf
And looked like this
Since then he has posed with a rifle...
In little red shorts...
In blue shorts...
With a giant tire...
With girls in bikinis...
And with himself
He knew what we wanted to see in "What to Expect when You're Expecting"
And didn't disappoint at the MTV movie awards...
Which made everyone want to take advantage of this:
Now he's in "Magic Mike," where we'll see him do MORE of that:
And hopefully more of this
This
This
This
And this
