51. Adam Sandler
Funny guys are hot, and has anyone else written an entire song about Hanukkah? NO, HE GETS A SPOT.
50. Seth Rogen
I just said funny guys are hot.
49. Mandy Patinkin
Hi. Look at that beard. He deserves the No. 49 spot more than anyone else on the planet. Like, he is probably No. 49 in life of all hot Jewish men.
48. Craig David
He’s British AND Jewish. The perfect combination of ISHES.
47. Steven Weber
We are only at No. 47, guys. RELAX.
46. Daniel Radcliffe
ALOHOMORA! That is a spell that unlocks things, but it’s also me saying, ALOHA, I WANT MORE-A.
45. Jack Antonoff
A Jewish guy with a Mohawk? Now that’s hawt.
44. Daniel Day-Lewis
YEP, ON THIS LIST.
43. Hank Azaria
YEP, ALSO ON THIS LIST.
42. Andy Cohen
Watch What Happens Live…at the reception for the Bat Mitzvah, am I right???
41. Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin in a winter wonderland with this hottie. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*
40. Scott Mechlowicz
You know how your family wants you to marry a “nice Jewish boy”? THIS IS HIM. CONGRATS!
39. David Duchovny
He’s probably smiling because the matzoh he just ate was amazing and he’s really happy about it.
38. Scott Caan
A Jewish boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, it’s a beautiful thing to behold.
37. Jon Stewart
HOW AMAZING WOULD THIS SILVER HAIR LOOK IN A YARMULKE?
36. Sacha Baron Cohen
Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen is actually not bad. Not bad at all.
35. Logan Lerman
Remember when he was 13 and turned into a man, and now he’s 21 and he’s even manlier? That was cool.
34. Mark Feuerstein
Doesn’t he always look so tan? It’s great that he always looks so tan.
33. Justin Kirk
KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED.
32. Justin Bartha
KID TESTED, MOM AND GRANDMA APPROVED.
31. Josh Radnor
KID TESTED, MOM, GRANDMA, AND GREAT-GRANDMA APPROVED.
30. Lenny Kravitz
Are you starting to schvitz? It’s GETTING HOT IN HERE.
29. Josh Charles
YUP, FULL ON JUST SWEATED THROUGH MY SHIRT.
28. Zach Braff
SERIOUSLY, GOTTA CHANGE MY SHIRT CAUSE IT GOT SO HOT IN HERE.
27. Adrien Brody
He’s the Jewish Snoop Dogg. It’s a total slam dunk, home run, everything is awesome.
26. Noah Wyle
SHALOM TO YOU, NOAH WYLE. SHALOM AGAIN.
25. Ben Stiller
What he’s lacking in height he makes up for in looking REALLY GOOD IN GLASSES.
24. Ben Foster
SORRY, WHAT? JUST WAS LOOKING AT THAT CHEST HAIR PEEKING OUT. LET’S MOVE ON.
23. Andy Samberg
Remember when I said funny guys are hot? I was serious.
22. Skylar Astin
HEY SKYLAR, CHALLAH AT ME. LOLOLOLOL.
21. Jason Segal
He’s over 6 foot — ENOUGH SAID.
20. Eric Dane
More like GREAT Dane. Like the dog.
19. Michael Vartan
No this isn’t Noah Wyle again, but don’t they look alike? Anyway, he’s made the top 25, GOOD FOR HIM!
18. Max Greenfield
LOOK AT THAT PUNIM. (That translates from Yiddish directly to “sexy and stubbly face with thick eyebrows.”)
17. James Wolk
If you could see his tuches you’d probably be like, WHOAAAA now that’s a tuches. (What i’m saying is he probably has a nice butt.)
16. Jeff Goldblum
The reason you dress nicely for temple is because you may run into Jeff Goldblum at services.
15. Paul Rudd
10/10 would run away with him to go live on a kibbutz.
14. Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf? More like Shia L’CHAIM. TO LIFE. TO SHIA. TO LIFE WITH SHIA.
13. Jason Schwartzman
*After first date* “MOM, DAD, I FOUND THE ONE.”
12. Joshua Bowman
I literally don’t even care that the sleeves on his jacket are the weirdest thing ever he is FLAWLESS.
11. Gabriel Macht
Your kids would literally be the best-looking children in Hebrew school.
10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
We’ve now entered the top 10 zone. Things are getting serious.
9. Adam Levine
Just needs a long-sleeve shirt to wear around the relatives and everything is totally cool, just a perfectly flawless face at the other end of the seder table.
8. Andrew Garfield
One hyphenated word: SPIDER-MAN. ANOTHER TWO WORDS: skintight costume.
7. Dave Franco
Are you seeing those eyebrows? LOOK CLOSER. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LUSCIOUS.
6. Ben Barnes
SLKDJGNSASKJGNSDFLKJGN. This man was literally chosen by God to be perfect.
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
Did he just come in some perfectly wrapped paper BECAUSE HE IS A GIFT TO US ALL.
4. James Franco
*You gaze at each other during Shabbat and realize you don’t need electricity as long as you have each other.*
3. Liev Schreiber
WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS BEAUTY. I’ll begin with his manly nose and his manly facial hair and just overall manly perfection.
2. Bryan Greenberg
THIS PERFECTLY FORMED HUMAN IS ALSO A READER OF THE TORAH AND OMG COULD IT GET SEXIER? LOOK HE IS PRAYING IN THIS VERY PIC.
1. Adam Brody
BARUCH HASHEM FOR ADAM BRODY. If there was a trophy for best Jewish boy in the world it would be sitting on his mantel right next to his Menorah. Amen.
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