Celebrity·Posted on Jul 10, 2013The Official Ranking Of The 51 Hottest Jewish Men In HollywoodThey may not be a doctor or a lawyer, but they can play one on TV! All men given a stamp of approval by a rabbi* (*the rabbi being me and not an actual rabbi).by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 51. Adam Sandler Michael Buckner / Getty Images Funny guys are hot, and has anyone else written an entire song about Hanukkah? NO, HE GETS A SPOT. 50. Seth Rogen Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images I just said funny guys are hot. 49. Mandy Patinkin Frazer Harrison / Getty Images Hi. Look at that beard. He deserves the No. 49 spot more than anyone else on the planet. Like, he is probably No. 49 in life of all hot Jewish men. 48. Craig David Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images He's British AND Jewish. The perfect combination of ISHES. 47. Steven Weber Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images We are only at No. 47, guys. RELAX. 46. Daniel Radcliffe Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images ALOHOMORA! That is a spell that unlocks things, but it's also me saying, ALOHA, I WANT MORE-A. 45. Jack Antonoff Christopher Polk / Getty Images A Jewish guy with a Mohawk? Now that's hawt. 44. Daniel Day-Lewis Jason Merritt / Getty Images YEP, ON THIS LIST. 43. Hank Azaria Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images YEP, ALSO ON THIS LIST. 42. Andy Cohen Ben Gabbe / Getty Images Watch What Happens Live...at the reception for the Bat Mitzvah, am I right??? 41. Joaquin Phoenix ANDREW COWIE / Getty Images Joaquin in a winter wonderland with this hottie. *Wink wink, nudge nudge* 40. Scott Mechlowicz Kevin Winter / Getty Images You know how your family wants you to marry a "nice Jewish boy"? THIS IS HIM. CONGRATS! 39. David Duchovny Larry Busacca / Getty Images He's probably smiling because the matzoh he just ate was amazing and he's really happy about it. 38. Scott Caan Frazer Harrison / Getty Images A Jewish boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, it's a beautiful thing to behold. 37. Jon Stewart Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images HOW AMAZING WOULD THIS SILVER HAIR LOOK IN A YARMULKE? 36. Sacha Baron Cohen Kevin Winter / Getty Images Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen is actually not bad. Not bad at all. 35. Logan Lerman Getty Images Remember when he was 13 and turned into a man, and now he's 21 and he's even manlier? That was cool. 34. Mark Feuerstein Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images Doesn't he always look so tan? It's great that he always looks so tan. 33. Justin Kirk Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED. 32. Justin Bartha Jacques Brinon / AP KID TESTED, MOM AND GRANDMA APPROVED. 31. Josh Radnor Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images KID TESTED, MOM, GRANDMA, AND GREAT-GRANDMA APPROVED. 30. Lenny Kravitz Christopher Polk / Getty Images Are you starting to schvitz? It's GETTING HOT IN HERE. 29. Josh Charles Fernando Leon / Getty Images YUP, FULL ON JUST SWEATED THROUGH MY SHIRT. 28. Zach Braff Todd Williamson / AP SERIOUSLY, GOTTA CHANGE MY SHIRT CAUSE IT GOT SO HOT IN HERE. 27. Adrien Brody Vittorio Zunino Celotto / Getty Images He's the Jewish Snoop Dogg. It's a total slam dunk, home run, everything is awesome. 26. Noah Wyle Valerie Macon / Getty Images SHALOM TO YOU, NOAH WYLE. SHALOM AGAIN. 25. Ben Stiller Ben Gabbe / Getty Images What he's lacking in height he makes up for in looking REALLY GOOD IN GLASSES. 24. Ben Foster Ilya S. Savenok / Getty Images SORRY, WHAT? JUST WAS LOOKING AT THAT CHEST HAIR PEEKING OUT. LET'S MOVE ON. 23. Andy Samberg Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images Remember when I said funny guys are hot? I was serious. 22. Skylar Astin Jason Merritt / Getty Images HEY SKYLAR, CHALLAH AT ME. LOLOLOLOL. 21. Jason Segal Jason Merritt / Getty Images He's over 6 foot — ENOUGH SAID. 20. Eric Dane Frazer Harrison / Getty Images More like GREAT Dane. Like the dog. 19. Michael Vartan Jason Merritt / Getty Images No this isn't Noah Wyle again, but don't they look alike? Anyway, he's made the top 25, GOOD FOR HIM! 18. Max Greenfield Jesse Grant / Getty Images LOOK AT THAT PUNIM. (That translates from Yiddish directly to "sexy and stubbly face with thick eyebrows.") 17. James Wolk Jemal Countess / Getty Images If you could see his tuches you'd probably be like, WHOAAAA now that's a tuches. (What i'm saying is he probably has a nice butt.) 16. Jeff Goldblum Frazer Harrison / Getty Images The reason you dress nicely for temple is because you may run into Jeff Goldblum at services. 15. Paul Rudd Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images 10/10 would run away with him to go live on a kibbutz. 14. Shia LaBeouf Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images Shia LaBeouf? More like Shia L'CHAIM. TO LIFE. TO SHIA. TO LIFE WITH SHIA. 13. Jason Schwartzman Larry Busacca / Getty Images *After first date* "MOM, DAD, I FOUND THE ONE." 12. Joshua Bowman Theo Wargo / Getty Images I literally don't even care that the sleeves on his jacket are the weirdest thing ever he is FLAWLESS. 11. Gabriel Macht Jason Merritt / Getty Images Your kids would literally be the best-looking children in Hebrew school. 10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Kevin Winter / Getty Images We've now entered the top 10 zone. Things are getting serious. 9. Adam Levine Cindy Ord / Getty Images Just needs a long-sleeve shirt to wear around the relatives and everything is totally cool, just a perfectly flawless face at the other end of the seder table. 8. Andrew Garfield Getty Images One hyphenated word: SPIDER-MAN. ANOTHER TWO WORDS: skintight costume. 7. Dave Franco Frazer Harrison / Getty Images Are you seeing those eyebrows? LOOK CLOSER. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LUSCIOUS. 6. Ben Barnes Fergus McDonald / Getty Images SLKDJGNSASKJGNSDFLKJGN. This man was literally chosen by God to be perfect. 5. Jake Gyllenhaal Ilya S. Savenok / Getty Images Did he just come in some perfectly wrapped paper BECAUSE HE IS A GIFT TO US ALL. 4. James Franco Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images *You gaze at each other during Shabbat and realize you don't need electricity as long as you have each other.* 3. Liev Schreiber Frazer Harrison / Getty Images WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS BEAUTY. I'll begin with his manly nose and his manly facial hair and just overall manly perfection. 2. Bryan Greenberg Jason Kempin / Getty Images THIS PERFECTLY FORMED HUMAN IS ALSO A READER OF THE TORAH AND OMG COULD IT GET SEXIER? LOOK HE IS PRAYING IN THIS VERY PIC. 1. Adam Brody Victoria Will / AP BARUCH HASHEM FOR ADAM BRODY. If there was a trophy for best Jewish boy in the world it would be sitting on his mantel right next to his Menorah. Amen.