OK, so Babs might not be the ~hottest~, but she is like, queen of the Torah, SO SHE'S ON THIS LIST. Plus, she's still got it.

She married Freddie Prinze Jr. and had his babies. She obviously has something going on.

She's a hot mom! A hot Jewish mom. A J-MILF.

Honestly, she'd be higher up on this list if she hadn't bird-fed her son. That was not hawt.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? OH! It's bagels! THAT'S AWESOME.

She's funny, she's the veep, and she's No. 40 on this list.

Congrats to Jennifer Connely on being in the top 70% of this post!

Same goes for Selma Blair. And also she'd be higher on this list if she hadn't accused Elle Woods of sleeping with her law professor.

Amanda Peet rhymes with Amanda Feet and I bet her feet are nice because they were chosen.

Brooke Burke is on this list because she just is, OK?

Yes it's weird that there are two "Ns" in Dianna's name, but you know what's NOT weird? The fact that she's on this list! Ha HA Ha.

Ginnifer Goodwin got No. 34, OK? And that's where she stays.

Hi, Evan Rachel Wood, nice to see you here in spot No. 33.

Things are heating up!!

The Shabbat candles are on fire if you know what I meannnnnn! (What do I mean?)

Harriet The Spy lands in at No. 30. CONGRATS TO HER. Seriously. I'm serious, let's all raise a glass and say congrats. Now sip.

She is the spawn of the J-MILF up there, and obviously the beautiful Jewish genes were passed along to her.

Popular, she's gonna be popularrrrrrrr (with everyone she talks to because they know she is cool/fun/pretty/responsible for your love of Broadway).

"THAT IS MAHOGANY," she said as she placed the seder plate onto the table.

How I Met Your Mother, try How Your Mother and I Met Through Your Grandma's Rabbi.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sara Paxton. She seems like a nice young lady to bring home for Passover.

Orange Is the New Black more like Thanksgivukkah Is the New Hanukkah because that holiday is tomorrow, yeah BOIII!!!!!

More like Rachel Weisz-she so pretty???!!! Amirite.

GOOP is high on this list because she's Gwyneth Paltrow but couldn't break the top 20 because she nicknamed herself GOOP.

Baruch Hashem for Sarah Silverman. BARUCH HASHEM, I SAID.

This is now the top 20. This is when people stop being polite and start getting real. Welcome, Emmy Rossum. Please, take a seat.

This is the first Kat on the list, but not the last, I promise you that!

I wasn't lying when I said there was another Kat on this list. This is that Kat.

Picture this: Zoe Kravitz and her dad Lenny Kravitz reading from the Torah. IT COULD HAPPEN!

A rare but beautiful Jewish ginger seen here.

Shalom. Lea got this spot not just because she's a classy lady, but because my Hebrew name is Lea so obviously I have a special place in my heart for her.

Not only is Mélanie gorgeous but she's French. Which means she probably loves French fries, and French fries are potatoes, and potatoes are the main ingredient in Latkes, and LATKES ARE THE BEST HANUKKAH TREAT IN THE WORLD. It all makes sense.

She converted to Judaism, but it counts because that's how much she wanted to be Jewish, and we welcome her with open arms.

For a good time call...your rabbi! (Because she's Jewish and he may know her!)

Oh, look, it's E's girlfriend.

WELCOME TO THE TOP 10, BITCHES! Shit's about to get serious.

I told you it was getting serious. And I was serious when I said it was getting serious.

LIZZY CAPLAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

She's Israeli, she is basically the definition of perfection, and her name is BAR, which basically means she's probably a lot of fun because bars are cool places to go to and hang out with friends.

More like Scarlett Johandsome. But, like, the female version of handsome.

Aleph-bets are off when Natalie Portman enters the room! (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

MUST I EXPLAIN?

Rashida Jones is the best friend I wish I had but would never want to be around because she's almost TOO wonderful that her wonderfulness could be overwhelming. But she's No. 3 because I mean, come on, look at her.

She may have chosen Community college but we know she would have been the coolest girl at Yeshiva. —joke contribution from my nice Jewish brother Eric

WE'VE ARRIVED AT THE NO. 1 SPOT. You know why. Everyone knows why. Your dog knows why. Word has it 1,900 priests renounced Christianity and converted when they heard she was Jewish. Congratulations to Mila and to everyone else.