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The Official Ranking Of The 45 Hottest Jewish Women In Hollywood

We know there are plenty of sexy men to light the menorah with you, but turns out we Jewish gals are in great company too. These women have all been approved by my brother, a nice Jewish boy.

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38. Selma Blair

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Same goes for Selma Blair. And also she'd be higher on this list if she hadn't accused Elle Woods of sleeping with her law professor.

35. Dianna Agron

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Yes it's weird that there are two "Ns" in Dianna's name, but you know what's NOT weird? The fact that she's on this list! Ha HA Ha.

30. Michelle Trachtenberg

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Harriet The Spy lands in at No. 30. CONGRATS TO HER. Seriously. I'm serious, let's all raise a glass and say congrats. Now sip.

28. Idina Menzel

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Popular, she's gonna be popularrrrrrrr (with everyone she talks to because they know she is cool/fun/pretty/responsible for your love of Broadway).

20. Emmy Rossum

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This is now the top 20. This is when people stop being polite and start getting real. Welcome, Emmy Rossum. Please, take a seat.

15. Lea Michele

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Shalom. Lea got this spot not just because she's a classy lady, but because my Hebrew name is Lea so obviously I have a special place in my heart for her.

14. Mélanie Laurent

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Not only is Mélanie gorgeous but she's French. Which means she probably loves French fries, and French fries are potatoes, and potatoes are the main ingredient in Latkes, and LATKES ARE THE BEST HANUKKAH TREAT IN THE WORLD. It all makes sense.

7. Bar Refaeli

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She's Israeli, she is basically the definition of perfection, and her name is BAR, which basically means she's probably a lot of fun because bars are cool places to go to and hang out with friends.

3. Rashida Jones

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Rashida Jones is the best friend I wish I had but would never want to be around because she's almost TOO wonderful that her wonderfulness could be overwhelming. But she's No. 3 because I mean, come on, look at her.

2. Alison Brie

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She may have chosen Community college but we know she would have been the coolest girl at Yeshiva. —joke contribution from my nice Jewish brother Eric

1. Mila Kunis

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WE'VE ARRIVED AT THE NO. 1 SPOT. You know why. Everyone knows why. Your dog knows why. Word has it 1,900 priests renounced Christianity and converted when they heard she was Jewish. Congratulations to Mila and to everyone else.

Thanks to my brother Eric Yapalater for assisting and advising me on this post and making sure Bar Refaeli made this list.

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