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The Official Ranking Of All Of Oprah's Harvests From 2015

The harvest queen harvests again.

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In 2015 Oprah had a recorded seven harvests (in this case recorded = posted to Instagram). This is a ranking of those harvests.

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7. The tomato harvest:

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This particular harvest is great, that's a given. But Oprah, and I hope you don't mind that I call you that, Oprah, we are going to need more than just some colorful tomatoes to even think about entering the top six on this list.

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6. The big n' small harvest.

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Now we are getting somewhere! A big basket of leafy greens AND a smaller basket of yellow peppers??? Time to get on the phone with mom and dad!

5. The spring harvest.

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DO I SEE AN ENTIRE BASKET OF AVOCADOS AND ALSO A BEAUTIFUL PIC-STITCH WITH FLOWERS? Oprah, you've done good!

4. The Indiana Jones harvest.

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Not only is that hat bed bath and beyond, but those carrots are fucking gigantic. Like, they are huge. Because of the huge carrots and the great hat, this harvest takes the number four spot.

3. That's a cow!

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There's a cow in this pic!! Also the Zucchini. And the glasses. I love this harvest.

2. Oprah is really fucking happy!

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OPRAH IS SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS HARVEST AND SO AM I!!

1. The cabbage harvest that won 2015.

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DO i even have to explain why this is the #1 harvest of 2015? Look at that giant flat pan. Look at those huge baskets. Look at the hashtag. It's a VIDEO for christ's sake. And then, of course, the cabbage. The freaking cabbage that is literally the size of Oprah's head (her words!). This harvest won 2015.

To all of Oprah's harvests in 2015. May your tomatoes be juicy and your avocados green without that gross brown stringy stuff in it!

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