1. When he stood on top of his yacht and giggled:
2. When he spread his arms:
3. When he got out of the water and was chilly:
4. And then took a shower and the water bounced off his smooth tan skin:
5. When he rested on the ledge because he was tired from lifting his arms and being so perfect:
6. When he changed into little floral swimming trunks:
7. When he stuck his index fingers out like this:
8. When he prepared to dive:
9. When he dove into the water with flawless form:
10. When he sat on his boat and hung his legs over the ledge and wore a tiny black bathing suit:
11. When he bounced this ball with his perfectly arched foot:
12. When he flew in the air and his foot was still perfectly arched:
13. When he flew again and his legs did this:
14. And when he literally stopped time and nothing continued and he froze like this forever and it was all OK.
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