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    The 18 Most Important Hairstyles Of Nicolas Cage's Life

    Oh you've only had one hairstyle your whole life? BORING.

    18. The disheveled red carpet walker:

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    This is obviously an important moment in Cage's life because it taught him about perseverance — perseverance to still "smile" even when the top of his head had seen better days.

    17. The disheveled traveler:

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    Hey, none of us look perfect when we get off a plane. Except Nic Cage. He looks perfect.

    16. The middle part:

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    AWWW. Baby's first middle part! It's always important to note when a male human tries out a middle part for the first time. This was that time and we are lucky enough to have captured it on film photography.

    15. The bob:

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    It's a bob. Like, a wavy black bob. As far as hair importance goes this ranks about a 13.

    14. The mustached man:

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    "Daddy, daddy, I'm gonna have a mustache one day!" —Nicolas Cage, age 7, to his dad. This photo is solid proof that dreams come true.

    13. The beach bum:

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    Ladies, take note. No product needed here, just natural beachy waves that are kissed by the sun.

    12. The business kind of guy:

    When life hands you lemons, sell those lemons and use your profits to buy hair gel and then do this to your hair. Bonus tip: Dip into your own funds to buy a T-shirt!

    11. The dude 'do:

    Just made you say doo-doo.

    10. The silver wizard:

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    SOMEONE GIVE HIS WIG GUY A RAISE.

    9. The little bird:

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    SOMEONE FIRE HIS WIG GUY.

    8. The big bird:

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    Totally real and CrAzY!

    7. The bang guy:

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    ANOTHER important milestone for men: their first set of bangs. He went above and beyond.

    6. The Tom Cruise:

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    "Daddy, daddy, I wanna look like Tom Cruise one day." —Nic Cage, age 9, to his dad. CONGRATS AGAIN FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN.

    5. The blonde bombshell:

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    You might call this a midlife crisis, but I call it a stroke of genius. All the greats go blonde — just look at Pamela Anderson. If there was ever a moment that Nic Cage would randomly yell, "I'm Nic Cage! Look at me!" it would be right after this photo was taken.

    4. The curlicue:

    No hairstyle will ever be as simultaneously nightmarish and heavenly as this was. None.

    3. The dark shadow:

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    I leave Nicolas Cage alone for two minutes and THIS IS WHAT HE DOES?

    2. The blonde bombshell 2:

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    I SPOKE TO SOON ABOUT THE BLONDE HAIR AND WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. This hair actually cost 72 people their jobs and homes.

    1. The Chad Kroeger:

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    You live and you learn and sometimes you look like Chad Kroeger.

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