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    The 12 Most Awkward Moments In David Beckham's Life

    Presented with haikus.

    1. When he had corn rows:

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    A man with corn rows

    Feels no pain because he is

    Protected by hair

    2. When he sat crossed legged holding these two poles:

    Two poles, one David

    Legs together with socks

    Also blonde mohawk

    3. When he wore this doo-rag:

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    Why oh why oh why

    He wears a sleeveless shirt as well

    Also it has ruffles

    4. When he stood in this wreath:

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    He stands inside plants

    His hair is frosted again

    He looks like a tree

    5. When he posed with these cans of himself:

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    One thousand Davids

    Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink

    He takes a big gulp

    6. When he sported this turtleneck:

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    Turtlenecks can't be

    The answer to your question

    They are very bad

    7. When he did this with his sunglasses while wearing that turtleneck:

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    Sunglasses are down

    He means serious business

    Turtleneck still on

    8. When he shaved only a small section of his head:

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    Dear barber, just this

    Cut my hair, but just a bit

    Make me beautiful

    9. And also when he wore this very large brown trench coat:

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    Give me leather or

    Give me death he said to all

    And leather he got

    10. When he wore another trenchcoat but it was black:

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    He squeaked and squeaked more

    He was a walking squeaker

    Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

    11. When he wore velvet pants:

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    Though velvet is soft

    It shall not be worn like this

    I know not his thoughts

    12. And, when he wore these giant jeans:

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    These pants are so big

    Two men can fit inside them

    And also seventeen cats

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