14. Eggs over hard Dirkr / Getty Images DUMB. BAD. TASTELESS. DRY. POINTLESS. NO GOOD. 13. Deviled Eggs Bhofack2 / Getty Images The name says it all! These eggs were birthed from the devil himself! Idk why anyone would ruin a perfectly good hard boiled egg by mixing the yolk w/ some gross shit and stuffing it back it. It works for twice baked potatoes, NOT FOR EGGS! 12. Omelette Voltan1 / Getty Images Idk what the fuss is about! Sure, it's cute that it's like, an egg burrito or something but it don't impress me much. 11. Quiche Alleko / Getty Images It's quiche! An egg pie is fine. But that's all! Just fine! 10. Frittata Tatiana Volgutova / Getty Images Like a quiche, but with no crust. More egg!!! Yum! 9. Shirred (which is just a fancy way of saying baked. These coastal elites!) Larik_malasha / Getty Images I love a ramekin! But this seems time consuming! Who am I, the Princess of Monaco with all this time to BAKE EGGS?! 8. Scrambled Eggs Jacobvanhouten / Getty Images Boring. Basic. Wake me up when scrambled eggs do something exciting. 7. Hard boiled eggs Bhofack2 / Getty Images Love these stinkers! Reminds me of my youth. 6. Sunny Side up eggs Valentynvolkov / Getty Images A classic egg. One you might find in cartoons or museums. But I gotta tell ya, sometimes the white goo over the yolk doesn't cook thoroughly and then it gets kinda weird. 5. Eggs In A Cloud Vickyru / Getty Images Disclaimer: I've never actually tried these! But they are so darn cute I'm willing to bet my life that they are worth spot #5! So sue me! 4. Egg over easy seriouseats.com Hello you little warm pocket of goodness. So supple and soft. A delicate flower! 3. Soft Boiled eggs Dejan Kolar / Getty Images SO PRECIOUS. Like a poached egg but it never has to leave the nest it came in. 2. Eggs Over Medium Fotozlaja / Getty Images THE way to fry an egg. Not too hard, not too soft. Mama bear's favorite egg! it can't be beat! Jk, it can, cause it's #2. 1. Poached Eggs Vikif / Getty Images MAMMAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! This. This is what eggs are all about. Picture yourself slowly cutting into that thing. The goo oozes out. You experience for one second, nirvana. I am weak!