The Definitive Ranking Of The Original Four Starburst Flavors

This is non-negotiable.

Starbursts: the candy made from literal star meat.

We know they are all yummy in our tummy(z) but I think it's obvious which starburst flavor is THE BEST. Either way I've spent the last few days of my life putting together this list.

I've personally tasted each of the following four flavors of Starburst. I am only ranking the original four because let's be real, the other flavors are bullshit and we don't need that. OK! here goes nothing.

4. Orange aka Orange.

The orange flavor is fine, but it's not great. Therefore it is last on this list.

3. Red AKA Cherry.

Contrary to popular belief, "red" is not actually a flavor. It's CHERRY flavored. And cherries suck. GOODBYE!

2. Pink AKA Shrimp flavored.

Getting better, but where's the cocktail sauce, hmmMMmmMM???

1. Yellow flavored.

DELICIOUS!!!! The best flavor without a DOUBT (hence it's #1 position on this list). This is not a joke. I believe this with my entire body and soul.

And there you have it. The official ranking of starburst flavors.

All photos were professionally taken by me.