Lordt help me! There is a new trend on TikTok, and IDK why, but it has turned my brain to mush. Let me first say: I love TikTok. I watch it 2 inches away from my eyeballs, in the darkness of my room for three hours before bed every night.

Send help.
Me, but not literally me^.
@xtina My name is Christina, but they call me…. ❤️This could have gone on forever… #theycallme #thatsnotmyname Inspired by @Alicia Silverstone
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@heidiklum My name is Heidi, but they call me…. 😜 #thatsnotmyname #notmyname
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@mikethemiz I wear many hats, but tomorrow it’s all about the #ItCouple at #RoyalRumble 😎 #WWE #thatsnotmyname
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@chloegmoretz Soo.. it felt befitting that this be my very first tiktok !!! #MyNameIs
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@garrettclayton1 Which one is your favorite? 😄
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@ritaora They call me Rita, but I’ve also been…✨ #ThatsNotMyName Video: ROARA Magazine
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@victoriajustice Which is your favorite? 😜
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