Pacific Coast News Taylor Lautner hung out with Patrick Schwarzenegger this past weekend. Why is this NEWSWORTHY, you ask? Well, because these two boys are both intertwined in a Taylor Swift love story. Fameflynet You see, Taylor dated Taylor. Paul Adao/INFphoto.com Taylor also dated Conor. Fameflynet Conor and Patrick are cousins. Fameflynet And Taylor was also rumored to have briefly dated (or made out with) Patrick. Who I just mentioned was Conor's cousin. Pacific Coast News Which brings us back to this: Pacific Coast News Why are they hanging out? BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAPPED IN A TAYLOR SWIFT SPIDER WEB AND CAN'T GET OUT! Wonder what they talked about.