Taylor Lautner hung out with Patrick Schwarzenegger this past weekend. Why is this NEWSWORTHY, you ask? Well, because these two boys are both intertwined in a Taylor Swift love story.
You see, Taylor dated Taylor.
Conor and Patrick are cousins.
And Taylor was also rumored to have briefly dated (or made out with) Patrick. Who I just mentioned was Conor’s cousin.
Which brings us back to this:
Why are they hanging out? BECAUSE THEY ARE TRAPPED IN A TAYLOR SWIFT SPIDER WEB AND CAN’T GET OUT! Wonder what they talked about.
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