Steve From "Blue's Clues" Is Selling His Brooklyn Home For Millions Of Dollars, And I Wish I Could Afford It

    Sold to me (in my dreams).

    If you grew up in this century, then you know Steve from Blue's Clues.

    And now, I'd like to present to you Steve from Blue's Clues' house, which he is selling for $3.3 million. Oh, and this is him and his dog now:

    Real estate website Street Easy has a TikTok (which I strongly suggest following) and posted a video tour of the house:

    @streeteasy

    Where are my 90s kids at?! 💙 Steve from ‘Blue’s Clues’ is selling his NYC home! 👀 Link in bio for more info #nyc #hometour #90skids #realestate

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    It's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and it's BEAUTIFUL.

    Like, massive and full of light.

    There's a courtyard.

    And multiple outdoor terraces.

    AND LOOK AT THAT BATHTUB. It's in the ground. Like a tiny infinity pool.

    He bought the house for $770,000 and now he's selling for over $3 million, which is cool for him and I'm not jealous at all.

    Also, look what is hanging in the closet.

    The shirt!!!

    Anyway, here's the listing on Street Easy. I'd like to submit my formal offer of 20 dollars.