1. First - leave apartment and make sexy eyes with the camera.
2. Second - walk through the park. Enjoy this beautiful day.
3. Third - Make your way down some majestic garden steps….IN HEELS!!!
4. Fourth - stop to take a picture with fans and assist in the picture taking!
5. Fifth - stop again for some street music. Decide it’s good enough to give money for.
6. Sixth - pull out a JACKSON (that’s a twenty).
7. Seventh - Put that jackson in the musician’s bag while several bystanders gawk at you.
8. Eighth - Continue on your merry way and smile!
9. Ninth - sit to relax in a gazebo by the pond.
10. Tenth- continue relaxing in that gazebo. No one else in this world will ever be able to relax in this gazebo as perfectly and poised as you.
11. Eleventh- continue to prove that when you sit in a gazebo it’s the best gazebo moment that ever happened.
12. Twelfth - greet fans who have paddled over to your gazebo to say hello and lend them your hand to stabalize their boat.
13. And lastly, leave the park looking as pristine as when you arrived even though everyone else is sweaty and gross because they just walked around a park during a hot summer day in new york city.
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