1.When your mom only calls to ask you if you are dating anybody and/or getting married yet:
2.Your first apartment because it's all you could afford:
3.Your second apartment: It's maybe a little bit nicer!
4.Just before you drank an entire bottle of wine by yourself and cried while watching Pump Rules (???) over that stupid person who wasn't worth your time anyway:
5.You, when you get your fifth wedding invitation in the mail:
6.When rent is due and you realize you have $75 in your bank account and you gotta call up mom and dad and beg for some funds:
7.When your roommate who you found on Craigslist starts eating your yogurt:
8.When your next Craigslist roommate leaves something in the fridge and you don't want to touch it:
9.When that girl at work who you hate got a promotion and it's raining outside and you didn't bring an umbrella and are you serious you just got a text from your OkCupid date and they canceled and you looked cute today!
10.When you call an Uber:
11.The entirety of year 25:
12.The story of this weekend's one-night stand:
13.When you've got that deadline at work but also the internet is super funny today:
14.When you actually do something right at work:
15.When you haven't had sex in awhile:
16.When you are the first person to show up for brunch:
17.When you have to work on a Sunday, but you're cool with it:
18.After joining the office "let's go vegan!" challenge:
19.When you think about your life 10 years ago:
20.When you're scrolling through Facebook and see your ex got engaged:
21.You, for dinner, because you're sick of eating scrambled eggs:
22.When you're being soooooo bad:
23.And this, EVERY DAMN DAY, AMIRITE???
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