Listen, I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I love America! What we accomplished in 1776 was neat, and also I love fast food! But, after becoming aware of track athlete Morgan Mitchell, I am now rooting for Australia in the Olympics. Sorry, USA.
For those of you who don't know her, this is Morgan Mitchell:
As I said, she's a runner.
This is her prepping to run:
This is her running:
And I mean running. Like hell. Because she's badass and also has a 10-pack.
Scratch that, it's like a 98-pack.
Basically Morgan is strong as fuckkkk.
And fierce. And fast. And everything in between.
Plus in general she's #GOALS in every aspect.
What I mean is that she's #HUMANGOALS.
And also #TRACKSTARINGLASSESGOALS.
Oh and have I mentioned that she can catch cookies with her mouth?
So yeah. In conclusion: Bless you, Morgan Mitchell.