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Sorry To The American Olympic Team But Morgan Mitchell Has Me Rooting For Australia

Call me a traitor, I don't care!!

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Listen, I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I love America! What we accomplished in 1776 was neat, and also I love fast food! But, after becoming aware of track athlete Morgan Mitchell, I am now rooting for Australia in the Olympics. Sorry, USA.

For those of you who don't know her, this is Morgan Mitchell:

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Scratch that, it's like a 98-pack.

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Basically Morgan is strong as fuckkkk.

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And fierce. And fast. And everything in between.

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Plus in general she's #GOALS in every aspect.

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What I mean is that she's #HUMANGOALS.

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And also #TRACKSTARINGLASSESGOALS.

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Oh and have I mentioned that she can catch cookies with her mouth?

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So yeah. In conclusion: Bless you, Morgan Mitchell.

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YOU'VE MADE ME TEAM AUSTRALIA'S #1 FAN.

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