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Sorry To The American Olympic Team But Morgan Mitchell Has Me Rooting For Australia

Call me a traitor, I don't care!!

Lauren Yapalater
by Lauren Yapalater

BuzzFeed Staff

Listen, I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I love America! What we accomplished in 1776 was neat, and also I love fast food! But, after becoming aware of track athlete Morgan Mitchell, I am now rooting for Australia in the Olympics. Sorry, USA.

For those of you who don't know her, this is Morgan Mitchell:

As I said, she's a runner.

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This is her prepping to run:

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This is her running:

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And I mean running. Like hell. Because she's badass and also has a 10-pack.

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Scratch that, it's like a 98-pack.

Basically Morgan is strong as fuckkkk.

And fierce. And fast. And everything in between.

Plus in general she's #GOALS in every aspect.

What I mean is that she's #HUMANGOALS.

#BACKWARDSHATANDCROPTOPGOALS.

#FACIALEXPRESSIONGOALS.

And also #TRACKSTARINGLASSESGOALS.

Oh and have I mentioned that she can catch cookies with her mouth?

So yeah. In conclusion: Bless you, Morgan Mitchell.

YOU'VE MADE ME TEAM AUSTRALIA'S #1 FAN.