Don't even bother asking me why, but for some reason I decided to watch the preview for the next episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, a show I don't even watch, and I discovered something...horrific.
The preview opens with Khloé eating a Hershey's Kiss and exclaiming its epic-ness.
She then goes on to say that she hasn't eaten one in a while...
...to which Kendall replies that she has NEVER HAD ONE.
SHe SaID WAT?
Yes, she said that she's never eaten a Hershey's Kiss EVER, and then Khloé makes this face and replies "that's crazy."
First, Kylie Jenner tries cereal with milk for the first time in her life only LAST YEAR.
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
And now Kendall admits that she has never, not once in her entire existence, eaten a HERSHEY'S KISS?!
To which I show you this face Khloé made again and say, what the actual ever lovin' heckin' fuck?!?!!
I truly love Hershey's Kisses (Hugs r better tho) and I mean no offense at all when I say this, but they are literally like the most basic chocolate candy! It's a Hershey's Kiss for crying out loud!!!! AN ICON OF CHOCOLATE.
And you're telling me that Kendall straight-up says that she's never tried a Hershey's Kiss while Khloé is eating Hershey's Kisses and clearly has them available to eat since we see her reach for more, yet Khloé just moves on with the conversation and doesn't force her to try one in front of her that very moment?!?!?!?!
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
I do not accept this reality!
But sadly it is the one we are in. This all happens within the first, like, 15 seconds of this clip and then you can stop watching:
