Ladies and gentlemen, it's Chanukah time. Or Hanukah time. Or Hanukkah time. However you want to spell it, it doesn't matter. All that matters is one thing: making sure to give a big shout-out to the true hero of the holiday.
And that is good ol' tinfoil.
That's right. The little savior that prevents our candles from dripping all over the damn place.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN BE SURE THAT WAX WON'T GET WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE.
It's a way of life, really.
Does Hanukkah even happen without some aluminum foil sitting patiently under your menorah waiting for the hot wax to cover its surface?
No!! Of course not. The tinfoil is just as much a part of this holiday as the dreidel. And the latkes. And the gelt.
Yeah, it looks stupid and obviously there should be a better way.
But why change? SHOW OFF YOUR FOIL WITH PRIDE.
Know that your grandma would be proud that you remembered to put it down and not ruin that nice table in your living room.
BLESS YOU, TINFOIL. For so many great Hanukkah years.
