1. Oh hey.
3. *Looks over shoulder*
4. Who, me?
5. That water bottle looks heavy.
6. But your arm looks nice holding it.
7. It was good to see you.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. Yesterday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Tom Perez has been named chair of the Democratic National Committee. He was Obama's Labor Secretary.
- Churches across the US are prepping an underground railroad system for immigrants who fear deportation under Trump.
- Barack Obama took Malia to see a Broadway show and everyone is talking about how refreshed he's looking 😎