Today, Jaden Smith made this proclamation on twitter:
Introducing the creator of Jaden. (New hot language).
Now here are some guidelines:
First of all, there are no correct ways to use "there/their/they're" in Jaden. ANYTHING GOES.
See? Just go with you're heart.
"Bins" aren't just tubs of plastic that you can throw random junk into.
Commas have no use here.
Writing open letters is a common practice.
And capital and lowercase letters are one in the same. don't worry about em!
Spell words however you see fit.
Nothing needs to be based in fact.
Sentences that have a beginning, middle and maybe most importantly, an end, are obsolete. Do not think they
Always listen to Willow.
Just write words. They don't need to make sense.
Always think about yourself and your self.
Don't worry about the people in the hats.
Exclamations are encouraged!!!!
Questions are more like statements.
And all statements must make you think, really hard.
And finally, don't even try to spell Jake Gyllenhaal right. However that goes for all languages, so, disregard.