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    17 Rules For Speaking Jaden, The Official Language Of Jaden Smith

    The rules are, there are no rules.

    Today, Jaden Smith made this proclamation on twitter:

    I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.

    Introducing the creator of Jaden. (New hot language).

    Now here are some guidelines:

    1. First of all, there are no correct ways to use "there/their/they're" in Jaden. ANYTHING GOES.

    Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home

    2. See? Just go with you're heart.

    When People Gossip There Pointing Out In You What They Don't Like IN Themselves.

    3. "Bins" aren't just tubs of plastic that you can throw random junk into.

    I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.

    4. Commas have no use here.

    If Kendall Doesn't Enjoy One Of My Songs It Doesn't Come Out.

    5. Writing open letters is a common practice.

    Dear Everybody Who Can Rap Better Than Me. Please Show Me

    6. And capital and lowercase letters are one in the same. don't worry about em!

    Dear The Internet Have Fun With That.

    7. Spell words however you see fit.

    8. Nothing needs to be based in fact.

    9. Sentences that have a beginning, middle and maybe most importantly, an end, are obsolete. Do not think they

    School=Depression. Learning+Creation = Happiness. Happiness=Art.Art=Intelligence. Intelligence=Rebellion. And Rebellion Is Bad For The

    10. Always listen to Willow.

    11. Just write words. They don't need to make sense.

    If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter

    12. Always think about yourself and your self.

    Stop Gossiping Reflect Internally You Will Find Yourself A Neglected Part Of Your Self.

    13. Don't worry about the people in the hats.

    If Everybody Got To Meet Me In Real Life, 50% Of My Fans Would Hate Me And 50% of My Hatters Would Love Me.

    14. Exclamations are encouraged!!!!

    15. Questions are more like statements.

    "Hey Are You Jaden Can I Have A Picture With You" No Cause I'm Super Sad But We Can Sit And Talk.

    16. And all statements must make you think, really hard.

    Every 7 Years Your Body Is Completely Replaced With Entirely New Cells So Just Because You Look The Same Doesn't Mean You Are.

    17. And finally, don't even try to spell Jake Gyllenhaal right. However that goes for all languages, so, disregard.