Rita Ora And Katy Perry Prove They Are Not Becky By Wearing "Not Becky" Pins

    There you have it.

    Unless you are living under a literal rock like Patrick Star, by now you should know about "Becky." She's the girl that Beyoncé is singing about in her new album, but her true identity is still kind of a mystery. First people thought it was Rachel Roy, and then people thought it was Rita Ora.

    Nobody really knows the truth (except for Beyoncé and Jay Z), but now Rita Ora has confirmed that she is definitely NOT Becky, by literally wearing a pin that says "Not Becky" on it.

    She was seen with it on while leaving a Met Gala after party last night.

    Katy Perry, who no one really thought was Becky in the first place, also wore one of the pins.

    So: by some sort of process of elimination and pin-wearing, we now know that Katy Perry and Rita Ora are NOT Becky.

    And neither is this woman. Whose name I don't know, but she walked out of a party at the same time as Katy Perry, and clearly, as a "Not Becky" pin-wearer, she is also not Becky.