Listen. I'm a gay woman, but I have two eyes that work properly, and I would like to stand up here today and say without literally any shadow of a doubt, that Olympic swimmer Nathan Adrian is hot. And also that he is the hottest one on the US Olympic swim team (sorry other dudes).
Nathan is competing again in the 2016 Rio Olympics which is great for everyone, obviously.
Because he happens to compete in a sport that requires him to be mostly nude.
Sooo...that's cool.
Even when he wears goggles, which do not look good on any human alive, he still manages to be hot.
Same goes for swim caps. Swim caps are inherently stupid-looking. AND YET HERE WE ARE.
In a sea full of guys in Speedos, it's clear that he is the best one in the Speedo.
Also, muscles and shit:
Besides being ~hot~, he's also adorable. Which is different. He's adorable AND hot. Look at him with his mom!
And with a puppy!
And with himself!
I mean, he's been swimming for the good ol' US of A since 2008, and he's only gotten better [-looking].
In conclusion: Nathan Adrian is the Olympic swimming hunk of everyone's dreams.
So even if you hate sports/your country, you should prob watch him swim anyway.
Cause, ya know.
Ya know?
