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FYI, Nathan Adrian Is The Hottest Olympic Swimmer

I'm not even straight and I know this.

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Listen. I'm a gay woman, but I have two eyes that work properly, and I would like to stand up here today and say without literally any shadow of a doubt, that Olympic swimmer Nathan Adrian is hot. And also that he is the hottest one on the US Olympic swim team (sorry other dudes).

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Nathan is competing again in the 2016 Rio Olympics which is great for everyone, obviously.

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Because he happens to compete in a sport that requires him to be mostly nude.

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Sooo...that's cool.

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Even when he wears goggles, which do not look good on any human alive, he still manages to be hot.

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Same goes for swim caps. Swim caps are inherently stupid-looking. AND YET HERE WE ARE.

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In a sea full of guys in Speedos, it's clear that he is the best one in the Speedo.

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Besides being ~hot~, he's also adorable. Which is different. He's adorable AND hot. Look at him with his mom!

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I mean, he's been swimming for the good ol' US of A since 2008, and he's only gotten better [-looking].

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Also maybe better at swimming but I don't really know stats and stuff.

In conclusion: Nathan Adrian is the Olympic swimming hunk of everyone's dreams.

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So even if you hate sports/your country, you should prob watch him swim anyway.

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Cause, ya know.

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