1. Because girls obviously need special globes: Twitter: @eggsandbread 2. And it'd be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn't have different sprinkles: unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 3. Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that's just for them: stephaniestroh.com 4. And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it's not pink? unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 5. Because girls obviously need different Goldfish: unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 6. And if girls didn't have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen: Twitter: @bydaysbreak 7. Because everyone knows girls and boys can't use the same pens. It just doesn't work that way. Twitter: @andre_actually 8. And, I know this is a given, but of course apples need to be too: s3-ec.buzzfed.com 9. Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn't? unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 10. Get out of my face if you don't think girls and boys shouldn't have different GLUE. GET OUT: Twitter: @Starbuggy2290 11. You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female. Twitter: @justinemcollins 12. And EXTENSION CORDS? Don't even get me started: pinterest.com 13. This is the way it NEEDS to be: pinterest.com 14. Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There's no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY: Twitter: @jessersquatch 15. You think girls can handle these Kleenex? Yeah, right. These are KLEENEX we're talking about here: Via galadryels.tumblr.com 16. These are the only binoculars girls can handle. Everyone knows that. Twitter: @day_jess 17. And there's the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles: i100.independent.co.uk 18. Thermometers need to be split between girls and boys. It's SCIENCE: pinterest.com 19. And tea? TEA?!?!?!?!? TEA: Twitter: @jmeyer118 TEAAAAA.