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Because girls obviously need special globes:
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And it'd be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn't have different sprinkles:
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Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that's just for them:
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And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it's not pink?
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In fact...ALL tools must be pink if they are to be held by a woman's hands:
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And whewww, it would be a closeeeee call if a woman bought these:
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If girls didn't have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen?
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Everyone knows girls and boys can't use the same pens. It just doesn't work that way:
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Get out of my face if you don't think girls and boys should have different GLUE. GET OUT:
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Girls don't just garden. They LADY garden:
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And yah, men's Q-tips light themselves on fire if they touch the skin of a woman!
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Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There's no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY:
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That's also why they need different earmuffs. THEY JUST DO, OK?
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Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn't?
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And these are the only binoculars girls can handle — it's common knowledge:
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And there's the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles:
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You're cruisin for a bruisin' if you think tea can be drunk by just anyone:
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Flashlights work differently for girls and boys; it's fact:
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So do scissors...you DON'T wanna get the wrong one of those:
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And so do sponges. Don't even try to clean a dish with a daddy if you're a mommy...you'll regret it!
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And wow, you think a guy is gonna be able to use just a regular ol' sponge? You're outta your dang mind!!
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Oh, you thought you could have any Kinder egg you want? WRONG:
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Sunglasses? PSHH. LADY'S SPORTS AND MEN'S SPORTS ONLY. You hear me?!?!
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And finally, yup. You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female:
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