24 Pictures That Prove Boys And Girls Should Absolutely Never Share Things
This is just the way it works!
by
BuzzFeed Staff
by
BuzzFeed Staff
1. Because girls obviously need special globes:
2. And it'd be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn't have different sprinkles:
3. Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that's just for them:
4. And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it's not pink?
5. In fact...ALL tools must be pink if they are to be held by a woman's hands:
6. And whewww, it would be a closeeeee call if a woman bought these:
7. If girls didn't have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen?
8. Everyone knows girls and boys can't use the same pens. It just doesn't work that way:
9. Get out of my face if you don't think girls and boys should have different GLUE. GET OUT:
10. Girls don't just garden. They LADY garden:
11. And yah, men's Q-tips light themselves on fire if they touch the skin of a woman!
12. Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There's no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY:
13. That's also why they need different earmuffs. THEY JUST DO, OK?
14. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn't?
15. And these are the only binoculars girls can handle — it's common knowledge:
16. And there's the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles:
17. You're cruisin for a bruisin' if you think tea can be drunk by just anyone:
Via Twitter: @jmeyer118
TEAAAAA.
18. Flashlights work differently for girls and boys; it's fact:
19. So do scissors...you DON'T wanna get the wrong one of those:
20. And so do sponges. Don't even try to clean a dish with a daddy if you're a mommy...you'll regret it!
21. And wow, you think a guy is gonna be able to use just a regular ol' sponge? You're outta your dang mind!!
22. Oh, you thought you could have any Kinder egg you want? WRONG:
23. Sunglasses? PSHH. LADY'S SPORTS AND MEN'S SPORTS ONLY. You hear me?!?!
24. And finally, yup. You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female:
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It's the law.