1. Because girls obviously need special globes: Via Twitter: @eggsandbread 2. And it'd be an absolute tragedy if girls and boys didn't have different sprinkles: Via unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 3. Because everyone knows girls need a special tape that's just for them: Via stephaniestroh.com 4. And how can we expect a girl to use a hammer if it's not pink? Via unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 5. In fact...ALL tools must be pink if they are to be held by a woman's hands: Via Twitter: @kimberlykraft 6. And whewww, it would be a closeeeee call if a woman bought these: Via galadryels.tumblr.com 7. If girls didn't have their own type of EARPLUGS, who KNOWS what would happen? Via Twitter: @bydaysbreak 8. Everyone knows girls and boys can't use the same pens. It just doesn't work that way: Via Twitter: @andre_actually 9. Get out of my face if you don't think girls and boys should have different GLUE. GET OUT: Via Twitter: @Starbuggy2290 10. Girls don't just garden. They LADY garden: Via Twitter: @_TheRealFelix 11. And yah, men's Q-tips light themselves on fire if they touch the skin of a woman! Via Twitter: @thecarie 12. Men and women have very different ears. Everyone knows this. There's no way they can have the same earbuds. NO WAY: Via Twitter: @jessersquatch 13. That's also why they need different earmuffs. THEY JUST DO, OK? Twitter: @jessxikis 14. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE, knows girls and boys need different bookmarks. What would happen to literature if they didn't? Via unnecessarilygenderedproducts.tumblr.com 15. And these are the only binoculars girls can handle — it's common knowledge: Via Twitter: @day_jess 16. And there's the obvious deep, rich history of gender separation with regard to pickles: Via i100.independent.co.uk 17. You're cruisin for a bruisin' if you think tea can be drunk by just anyone: Via Twitter: @jmeyer118 TEAAAAA. 18. Flashlights work differently for girls and boys; it's fact: Via Twitter: @flourisin 19. So do scissors...you DON'T wanna get the wrong one of those: Via chesterpalm.tumblr.com 20. And so do sponges. Don't even try to clean a dish with a daddy if you're a mommy...you'll regret it! Via Twitter: @ClaireMWiebe 21. And wow, you think a guy is gonna be able to use just a regular ol' sponge? You're outta your dang mind!! Via Twitter: @acfacci 22. Oh, you thought you could have any Kinder egg you want? WRONG: Via Twitter: @quinnovelli 23. Sunglasses? PSHH. LADY'S SPORTS AND MEN'S SPORTS ONLY. You hear me?!?! Via Twitter: @boredzo 24. And finally, yup. You bet your ass Bibles need to be separated into male and female: Via Twitter: @justinemcollins It's the law.