1.
Because we could roll up our windows on whoever we wanted:
2.
And if we don't want to chew our gum anymore, we could just gift it to a group of fans:
3.
Because we can wait patiently while another person regrets who they just backed into:
4.
And tell people to use a dictionary if we don't feel like explaining ourselves:
5.
Because we could use an extra hand if we are thirsty:
6.
...or don't want to bothered by opening a car door:
7.
Because hands free is the best way to be:
8.
Because we could stop people from touching the fur we are wearing, even if it's Patti LaBelle.
9.
Because we could take our moment to shine in the spotlight:
10.
AND NO ONE WOULD GET IN OUR WAY:
11.
Because nothing would stop us from really expressing how we felt about seeing Justin and Selena kiss:
12.
And from being the best and baddest hair flipper/dancer to exist:
13.
Because we could blame other people for trash left behind:
14.
Because we wouldn't have to stop and say hello to anyone if we didn't want to:
15.
Because we could roll our eyes to whoever, whenever:
16.
Because we could complain about our hunger and everyone would have to listen:
17.
And because we could just be fabulous with our friends while other people wished they were us: