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16 Reasons Tara Reid Has The Best Vacations

The rare Tarafish knows how to vacation.

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1. Because she's a Tarafish and gets to swim in caves.

2. And Tarafish are some of the best swimmers.

3. And she gets to be one with the water.

4. Like, she's basically a mermaid.

5. Because she gets to touch rocks.

7. And she's queen of the cave on her rock throne.

8. Because she gets to frolic in the ocean.

12. Because she is like the ruler of sensual beach posing.

14. And sometimes her boyfriend joins her for frolicking.

16. And because she takes time to relax in hammocks and that's what vacation is all about.